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13/06

Emilia Romagna in Italy is known as "Motor Valley",

Ferrari , Maserati , Lamborghini , Bugatti-ni , etc

(some companies are registered there even if their cars

are built somewhere abroad)

With so many fast cars they need fixing the crashed ones,

so they asked for help in "Silicon Valley" but Facebook sent

them a FINGER & Deliveroo 2 FINGERS however they got some

Ian Flaming Bond & Ron-Seal with a Seal cd &

"A kiss from a rose"

 

28/10

For the Mayor of London & TFL every journey matters .....

because that`s how they make money.

 

@ Currys & PCWorld we start with you.....

& finish with your wallet .

 

KILIM Furnitures: Kilim softly with this sofa .

 

When love takes over ...... i`ll go commandoer .

 

The F.A. went ecologic by replacing GasCoin with smart meter .

 

Kia & Hyunday are making a crossover model based on i20 & c`eed

they call it "i-kia" you can order one in a flatpack with all

the screws & fittings they also made 2 versions

of e-niro (electric) & d-niro (diesel) sponsored by Deniro

meantime Alpacino invests on alpecin shampoo .

 

Land Rover ... above & beyond ......... my pricetag

Range Rover Vogue for ladies & HSE for builders

( as a reminder of health & safety @work)

Some carmakers use GTI & GTD for their models but ford decided

to use STI & STD for their sport models as a reminder of

safe sex if drivers pull or get pulled over .

 

when Samsung released their z-fold & z-flip i asked a

local store if is easy to use them ,

the salesman told me that all i need to use them was to open

the wallet same as the phone

with all credit cards & banknotes on the table..............

& i was ready to go with the flip-ping phone.

 

Meaning of up & down,

don`t shut me down(ABBA) but you`d shut-up .

 

Lloyds bank .... by your side.......

ready to kick you when less expected .

 

Pizza Express created a chicken called `pollo ad Astra`

wich you can warm up on the bonnet of your Vauxhall,

next they make a `Lavazza ad Mokka` ,

i`m planning to do some `sausages ad Corsa` & i`ll call`em

`bangers on old banger`

 

I was looking for some socks when i came across on

an offer of `Jeep boxers`with higher price than other brands

like C K so i enquired why the price

difference & was told ` it s because you can explore unknown

lands that you can t reach with a Civic or kia ,

it s also equipped with sat-nav programmable

to reach your favourite celebrities & home return in

case you get lost in............some bushy , muddy nether-lands ,

Kim K. i m on my way, it s PANTS.

 

A man gets home & realises he s no power so he calls a friend

for advice which suggests to call EDF......

because it stands for Erectile Dis-Function.

 

Deliveroo....food we get it.........

drivers demanding better contracts, ......we don t get it

so drivers show the bosses the 2 fingers on their logo

 

Dark chocolate? yes .. if it s After Eight ... PM

That guy Lee Mack-ing about `not going out` finally got his

wish during lockdown but now he s writing about

`not staying in` i hope he doesn t jinx our `freedom day`

 

A cricket fan that disappears when his team looses ?

his name s "fan-Tom of the Oval"

 

Newcastle fans driving near stadium are "car-toons"

 

Man-UTD fans try to appease Chelsea fans by offering coffee

on plastic cups but someone noticed that it said

`no CFC` on the bottom of cups & was furious.

 

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